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Hi! This is reeeally a long shot but here I go. I met you in San Francisco quite a long time ago. I am a musician and we met outside of a club that I had been playing in. You were wearing a black sequined dress. You are African/American, perhaps Creole. You looked fanstastic and you were incredibly charming. We talked and were going to meet but I never heard back from you again... btw: You introduced yourself as Diane at that time. How I know your full name is something I would have to tell you in person. Hate to sound so cagey but I'm sure you would understand if in fact you get this and we talk. You mentioned that you had lived in Portland, so this is the first place I can think of to look. I am still in the SF area.

I am/was a bit older than you but you struck me as someone who I would like to spend time with, as in a potential relationship. It's rare that I can sense that from someone within the first meeting. If you read this and think that this makes sense and that this is you and so forth, I would love to hear from you, circumstances allowing of course. One other thing - you said that I was "devilishly handsome". Just quoting, ok? -thx!
Hope to hear from you, xoxo, Tom]]> 2009-11-11T01:44:19-08:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://portland.craigslist.org/nco/mis/1460811379.html text 2009-11-11T01:44:19-08:00 http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mis/1460802933.html 2009-11-11T00:56:12-08:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mis/1460802933.html text 2009-11-11T00:56:12-08:00 http://portland.craigslist.org/wsc/mis/1460796224.html 2009-11-11T00:22:05-08:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://portland.craigslist.org/wsc/mis/1460796224.html text 2009-11-11T00:22:05-08:00 http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mis/1460794928.html
you manipulated

you deceived

you acted with such disregard

you took so much

you acted badly]]> 2009-11-11T00:17:13-08:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mis/1460794928.html text 2009-11-11T00:17:13-08:00 http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mis/1460783829.html 2009-11-10T23:35:07-08:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mis/1460783829.html text 2009-11-10T23:35:07-08:00 http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mis/1460783694.html ]]> 2009-11-10T23:35:02-08:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mis/1460783694.html text 2009-11-10T23:35:02-08:00 http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mis/1460778286.html 2009-11-10T23:18:22-08:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mis/1460778286.html text 2009-11-10T23:18:22-08:00 http://portland.craigslist.org/wsc/mis/1460771742.html 2009-11-10T23:00:13-08:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://portland.craigslist.org/wsc/mis/1460771742.html text 2009-11-10T23:00:13-08:00 http://portland.craigslist.org/clk/mis/1460771088.html 2009-11-10T22:58:39-08:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://portland.craigslist.org/clk/mis/1460771088.html text 2009-11-10T22:58:39-08:00 http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mis/1460766148.html
Me: Noticing you, think you noticed me too.

Let me know what you were doing to prove it's you and maybe, just maybe we could meet there again?]]> 2009-11-10T22:46:31-08:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mis/1460766148.html text 2009-11-10T22:46:31-08:00 http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mis/1460765794.html 2009-11-10T22:45:25-08:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mis/1460765794.html text 2009-11-10T22:45:25-08:00 http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mis/1460764803.html
You had longish black hair, freckles (?) ear phones on, a black skirt (?) and tights on (coffee mug I think too, maybe not). I wanted to say meet you but, well, you look kind of like a bitch ans frankly I was not in the mood to being shot down today...not that I would of, just saying.


I got off at the 12th and love joy stop if that helps.


So you always look like that?
poetryonparole(AT)gmail.com]]> 2009-11-10T22:43:04-08:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mis/1460764803.html text 2009-11-10T22:43:04-08:00 http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mis/1460762670.html 2009-11-10T22:38:20-08:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mis/1460762670.html text 2009-11-10T22:38:20-08:00 http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mis/1460759924.html
So you always look like that? ]]> 2009-11-10T22:32:30-08:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mis/1460759924.html text 2009-11-10T22:32:30-08:00 http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mis/1460752039.html 2009-11-10T22:16:17-08:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mis/1460752039.html text 2009-11-10T22:16:17-08:00 http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mis/1460744925.html 2009-11-10T22:02:11-08:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mis/1460744925.html text 2009-11-10T22:02:11-08:00 http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mis/1460743372.html
Get. At. Me.]]> 2009-11-10T21:59:15-08:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mis/1460743372.html text 2009-11-10T21:59:15-08:00 http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mis/1460740068.html 2009-11-10T21:53:08-08:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mis/1460740068.html text 2009-11-10T21:53:08-08:00 http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mis/1460736335.html you. i was having a fine day of numbness, tiredness, and coffee
when you decided it was a good idea to stop trekking to the
'bucks and come visit me for all the drinks your unit needed,
then you stopped coming for your unit and only for you.

you made me think of white pickets and laugh, since life is never
that beautiful, or cliche. even jimmy page knows the future
never holds the 50s ideal.

i can't feel "without" you or forget you.

it was beyond myself to be able to control every ion and molecule
of us. i would lean closer in hopes of osmosis without mention,
maybe you'd get the point so i wouldn't have to say anything.

you have my old phone number.

you'd only visit twice. it was too much to ask that you continued
to stay away from my butterflies but still visit them in the ICU on 7.

i want you to make me laugh, or impress me,
or comment on my excellent taste in music. i want to let my eyes
flutter when you mention you've heard an obscure song and you
loved it. background music for a surfing video.

i remember almost every second i saw you,
my throat closing around my words, i felt english wasn't good
enough to prove my wits about me. i didn't ever have those, either.

my wits about me, that is.

i feel my entire glowing growing growling core sick with thoughts
of the future we don't even have together.

there's no rope to help me climb out
and no feeling i can even express

except that i want to stand right next to you. for a very long time.]]> 2009-11-10T21:47:10-08:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mis/1460736335.html text 2009-11-10T21:47:10-08:00 http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mis/1460733413.html 2009-11-10T21:41:52-08:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mis/1460733413.html text 2009-11-10T21:41:52-08:00 http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mis/1460733099.html 2009-11-10T21:41:49-08:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mis/1460733099.html text 2009-11-10T21:41:49-08:00 http://portland.craigslist.org/clk/mis/1460729165.html Our eyes locked today-repeatedly-
You have 2 sons & are a Washington resident]]> 2009-11-10T21:40:26-08:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://portland.craigslist.org/clk/mis/1460729165.html text 2009-11-10T21:40:26-08:00 http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mis/1460717298.html
I want to see you outside of work again. I haven't the slightest idea if you are interested in me. I think you and I could get along very well :) Me = 20s You = 30s

E.]]> 2009-11-10T21:17:55-08:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mis/1460717298.html text 2009-11-10T21:17:55-08:00 http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mis/1460717447.html
You: look twenty something (maybe early thirties), dark hair, nice brown eyes, about 5'5", - 120 lbs or so, nice voice

Me: 5'4", 120 lbs, light brown hair, green eyes, wearing blue jeans and blue jacket, carrying a back pack

We are about the same size. Make a cute pair.

Would like to take you out for dinner.]]> 2009-11-10T21:17:39-08:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mis/1460717447.html text 2009-11-10T21:17:39-08:00 http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mis/1460677743.html 2009-11-10T20:25:43-08:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mis/1460677743.html text 2009-11-10T20:25:43-08:00 http://portland.craigslist.org/wsc/mis/1460665893.html 2009-11-10T20:14:44-08:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://portland.craigslist.org/wsc/mis/1460665893.html text 2009-11-10T20:14:44-08:00 http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mis/1460650456.html So if you thought it was from me, it wasn't.
But I'll admit, sometimes I wish the wrath of dairy upon you... ]]> 2009-11-10T19:55:27-08:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mis/1460650456.html text 2009-11-10T19:55:27-08:00 http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mis/1460350468.html 2009-11-10T19:31:00-08:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mis/1460350468.html text 2009-11-10T19:31:00-08:00 http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mis/1460616724.html 2009-11-10T19:23:00-08:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mis/1460616724.html text 2009-11-10T19:23:00-08:00 http://portland.craigslist.org/wsc/mis/1460599416.html
I enjoy listening to you and what you believe (politics); you are very passionate on your values.

Will you open up your heart to me? It’s obvious that there's more to you than pleadings & listening to talk radio.

I want to wish you a very Happy Birthday now, in case I won't have the luxury of seeing you.

R
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I love you more than I can ever show you.... more than there are words to express....

I can only hope today repeats itself yearly for the remainder of our lives...........

Thank you for all that you bring into my life.... thank you for all that you accept from me ......thank you for your love...

Yours,
LS
LS]]> 2009-11-10T18:53:03-08:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://portland.craigslist.org/clk/mis/1460585442.html text 2009-11-10T18:53:03-08:00 http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mis/1460582493.html 2009-11-10T18:52:44-08:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mis/1460582493.html text 2009-11-10T18:52:44-08:00 http://portland.craigslist.org/clc/mis/1460577330.html 2009-11-10T18:45:40-08:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://portland.craigslist.org/clc/mis/1460577330.html text 2009-11-10T18:45:40-08:00 http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mis/1460571943.html
So please, for my sanity, and the sanity of other MC'ers....stop posting about me!!!!

PS. Just so you know this really is me, I didn't keep your f-ing suitcase. You forgot it.]]> 2009-11-10T18:41:03-08:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mis/1460571943.html text 2009-11-10T18:41:03-08:00 http://portland.craigslist.org/clk/mis/1460563489.html i told you i have never been 100% attracted to someone
that was i lie
im 100% attracted to you
you make me nervous
you make me smile
you are wonderful]]> 2009-11-10T18:33:43-08:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://portland.craigslist.org/clk/mis/1460563489.html text 2009-11-10T18:33:43-08:00 http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mis/1459096098.html 2009-11-10T17:56:11-08:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mis/1459096098.html text 2009-11-10T17:56:11-08:00 http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mis/1460496996.html 2009-11-10T17:39:41-08:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mis/1460496996.html text 2009-11-10T17:39:41-08:00 http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mis/1460130471.html 2009-11-10T17:36:58-08:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mis/1460130471.html text 2009-11-10T17:36:58-08:00 http://portland.craigslist.org/wsc/mis/1460487190.html 2009-11-10T17:32:19-08:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://portland.craigslist.org/wsc/mis/1460487190.html text 2009-11-10T17:32:19-08:00 http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mis/1460462526.html 2009-11-10T17:13:13-08:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mis/1460462526.html text 2009-11-10T17:13:13-08:00 http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mis/1460384878.html
Alex]]> 2009-11-10T16:14:24-08:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mis/1460384878.html text 2009-11-10T16:14:24-08:00 http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mis/1460371286.html 2009-11-10T16:04:19-08:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mis/1460371286.html text 2009-11-10T16:04:19-08:00 http://portland.craigslist.org/clk/mis/1459745030.html 2009-11-10T16:02:04-08:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://portland.craigslist.org/clk/mis/1459745030.html text 2009-11-10T16:02:04-08:00 http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mis/1460364582.html 2009-11-10T15:59:39-08:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mis/1460364582.html text 2009-11-10T15:59:39-08:00 http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mis/1460363082.html
Lame.]]> 2009-11-10T15:58:19-08:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mis/1460363082.html text 2009-11-10T15:58:19-08:00 http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mis/1460335085.html 2009-11-10T15:38:18-08:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mis/1460335085.html text 2009-11-10T15:38:18-08:00 http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mis/1460249117.html
our time was too short. do you remember me?]]> 2009-11-10T14:40:34-08:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mis/1460249117.html text 2009-11-10T14:40:34-08:00 http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mis/1460232386.html 2009-11-10T14:32:00-08:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mis/1460232386.html text 2009-11-10T14:32:00-08:00 http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mis/1460211841.html 2009-11-10T14:16:18-08:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mis/1460211841.html text 2009-11-10T14:16:18-08:00 http://portland.craigslist.org/clc/mis/1460180908.html 2009-11-10T14:06:18-08:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://portland.craigslist.org/clc/mis/1460180908.html text 2009-11-10T14:06:18-08:00 http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mis/1460172464.html 2009-11-10T13:52:13-08:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mis/1460172464.html text 2009-11-10T13:52:13-08:00 http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mis/1460151131.html 2009-11-10T13:39:10-08:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mis/1460151131.html text 2009-11-10T13:39:10-08:00 http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mis/1460137092.html 2009-11-10T13:33:31-08:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mis/1460137092.html text 2009-11-10T13:33:31-08:00 http://portland.craigslist.org/nco/mis/1460114207.html your broad shoulders make me drip wet

we shut our mouths as we were told
drinking cold coffee in a time press
highway gum bubbles shouldered

the brass section was best
lick my mint mouth fresh
here, a voice in two tones
it's silent when we speak
my glove says to come
hither do you lead me
on or to the bedroom?

you wear red hot
the blue checked
asses full'a bling
this is something..
do you touch me
again feel me in
body form or is
this all, words..



(you--in the bar: I like your smile)]]> 2009-11-10T13:17:24-08:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://portland.craigslist.org/nco/mis/1460114207.html text 2009-11-10T13:17:24-08:00 http://portland.craigslist.org/wsc/mis/1460096898.html 2009-11-10T13:07:55-08:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://portland.craigslist.org/wsc/mis/1460096898.html text 2009-11-10T13:07:55-08:00 http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mis/1460091241.html
I'm sure you'll never see this but your advice on checking out a new part of the city for places to live added a half dozen potential places to my list. So I just wanted to say thanks. Oh and sorry for being an aloof semi-jerk for part of the conversation. The first time I was out of it from an 8 hour flight. The second time; well that was just all you :P. And you're right, craigslist is a great place to look.

Maybe we'll run into each other again someday. Until then, best of luck wherever it takes you!]]> 2009-11-10T13:04:15-08:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mis/1460091241.html text 2009-11-10T13:04:15-08:00 http://portland.craigslist.org/clk/mis/1460087437.html 2009-11-10T13:01:46-08:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://portland.craigslist.org/clk/mis/1460087437.html text 2009-11-10T13:01:46-08:00 http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mis/1460049317.html 2009-11-10T12:40:19-08:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mis/1460049317.html text 2009-11-10T12:40:19-08:00 http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mis/1460041432.html
I also hope next time I won't be babysitting.

]]> 2009-11-10T12:35:20-08:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mis/1460041432.html text 2009-11-10T12:35:20-08:00 http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mis/1460040086.html
I gave you my ticket to win the raffle. Anyway just wanted to say you are beautiful, nice, interesting and oh yeah super beautiful! I would have said that in person but wasn't sure if you were involved with anyone at your table. ]]> 2009-11-10T12:34:42-08:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mis/1460040086.html text 2009-11-10T12:34:42-08:00 http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mis/1460002915.html 2009-11-10T12:13:37-08:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mis/1460002915.html text 2009-11-10T12:13:37-08:00 http://portland.craigslist.org/clc/mis/1459957533.html 2009-11-10T11:50:24-08:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://portland.craigslist.org/clc/mis/1459957533.html text 2009-11-10T11:50:24-08:00 http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mis/1459944024.html
Admiringly,
Me]]> 2009-11-10T11:41:53-08:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mis/1459944024.html text 2009-11-10T11:41:53-08:00 http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mis/1457626469.html
Thanks for pushing your way to the front of the crowd. One of the highlights for my girlfriend and I was battling you for the spot next to the stage and continually winning. The most exciting moment though, was pushing you behind me, having you hit me in the back of the head with your purse, then watching security drag your sorry ass out of the show.

Wishing you the best from the front of the crowd.

P.S.
The rest of the show was amazing and I got to shake Aaron's hand.]]> 2009-11-10T10:31:47-08:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mis/1457626469.html text 2009-11-10T10:31:47-08:00 http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mis/1459809172.html 2009-11-10T10:31:26-08:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mis/1459809172.html text 2009-11-10T10:31:26-08:00 http://portland.craigslist.org/clk/mis/1459779220.html ]]> 2009-11-10T10:15:15-08:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://portland.craigslist.org/clk/mis/1459779220.html text 2009-11-10T10:15:15-08:00 http://portland.craigslist.org/clk/mis/1459712933.html Even if you think good thoughts your actions are selfish and self-centered. I don't believe a word you say and after all this time and all the lies I don't think I ever will again. NO peace for you.]]> 2009-11-10T09:41:04-08:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://portland.craigslist.org/clk/mis/1459712933.html text 2009-11-10T09:41:04-08:00 http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mis/1459701046.html 2009-11-10T09:34:53-08:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mis/1459701046.html text 2009-11-10T09:34:53-08:00 http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mis/1459667471.html After Hig and Erin's book reading and talk about their epic alaskan trek, you came up to me (I was in a red hat, with a group of friends) and we talked for a few minutes. You seemed really cool and your smile was contagious! I wanted to catch your name and talk more, but I got shy. I hate it when I do that! :)

Anyway, if by chance you are reading this, let's grab coffee or go hiking! I'm new to town and I'm looking to meet some active and funky peeps.

Cheers!]]> 2009-11-10T09:18:25-08:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mis/1459667471.html text 2009-11-10T09:18:25-08:00 http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mis/1459604112.html 2009-11-10T08:44:31-08:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mis/1459604112.html text 2009-11-10T08:44:31-08:00 http://portland.craigslist.org/clk/mis/1459592702.html 2009-11-10T08:38:21-08:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://portland.craigslist.org/clk/mis/1459592702.html text 2009-11-10T08:38:21-08:00 http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mis/1459564860.html
you were the one with aviator glasses, a winter hat, had a year 1986 tattooed on your chest

I was Pocahontas w/ Jessica Rabbit, Lady Gaga and a female pirate. ]]> 2009-11-10T08:23:18-08:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mis/1459564860.html text 2009-11-10T08:23:18-08:00 http://portland.craigslist.org/wsc/mis/1459519593.html
We left them in a cafe and I met you behind there where I knew you'd be waiting for me. As I caressed your stomach and unbuttoned your fly, your legs trembled, and you slid slightly down the wall. Your soft sighs belied your masculine exterior. I slid your cap off and let it drop by our feet.

I fondled your dark hair, just barely long enough to grab. You stiffened your arms and I paused to look down at your swollen biceps as you clutched and groped my buttocks.

I grabbed a handful of your hair and kissed you on the mouth. Now I am the one getting weak knees. OK well we both love our femmes, but right now, we know this is where we need to be.

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I'll be hoping and wishing and wanting and praying that someday.... someday you realize there's a man who will never cheat on you, lie to you, steal from you or hurt you. A man who's old fashioned enough to open your doors yet modern enough to let you be independant. A man who believes in chivalry. A man who can be soft and gentle and romantic or the life of the party, and do it all at the same time. Give me a chance.... I promise.... I'll never let you down....

You know who I am. Until I hear from you again, I'll be waiting.

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MM]]> 2009-11-10T01:31:33-08:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mis/1459248307.html text 2009-11-10T01:31:33-08:00 http://portland.craigslist.org/yam/mis/1459238473.html
Bots should not mention chickens in their subject lines.]]> 2009-11-10T00:47:22-08:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://portland.craigslist.org/yam/mis/1459238473.html text 2009-11-10T00:47:22-08:00 http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mis/1459235742.html 2009-11-10T00:22:22-08:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mis/1459235742.html text 2009-11-10T00:22:22-08:00 http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mis/1459230372.html
please tell me that you; A. punk rock B. are single C. will take a chance

any and all answers could possibly illustrate a smile.]]> 2009-11-10T00:01:01-08:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mis/1459230372.html text 2009-11-10T00:01:01-08:00 http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mis/1459230428.html 2009-11-10T00:00:51-08:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mis/1459230428.html text 2009-11-10T00:00:51-08:00 http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mis/1459229750.html
Hi honey! Pretty Lady is writing this Special Letter to you, and only you, because you are So Special. She is aware that you may not read it, because in general you only read things that mention you By Name, but Pretty Lady knows that you are so very clever that you will eventually figure out that this letter is for you. Specially.

Confidentially, dear, this little thing called narcissism has come between the two of us. Pretty Lady loves you dearly, she always has, she always will, and you know that. But frankly, at the same time, Pretty Lady can no longer stand to be around you, which is why she cut off all communication with you--how long has it been? Years! And she has no intention of ever letting you soil her life with your presence again. That's firm, and she hopes you understand.

If you've even noticed yet...

But dear. Being the superbly clever person you are--some have even used the word 'brilliant'--it cannot have escaped your attention that you have a little Issue. Pretty Lady even recalls hearing a certain accurate self-diagnosis from your very own lips. 'Narcissist.' Such a pretty word. How beautiful it sounds, when you croon it in that seductive manner.

So Pretty Lady is sorry to tell you that 'narcissist' is not how people view you. Sadly, it is true. That scintillating word, and all of its clever, tangled, brilliant associations simply does not occur to all those inferior yahoos who have been graced with your glorious presence. The word that springs to the vast majority of minds when they think of you (when they think of you at all) is 'asshole.' A great many modifiers are variously applied to this moniker--tacky, vulgar, banal, rude, ignorant, self-absorbed, selfish, repetitive, petty, trivial, treacherous, invasive, pretentious, vain, immature, illiberal and boring, to name a few--but the word 'asshole,' Pretty Lady feels, covers the general opinion nicely.

Now, of course all these people are ignorant peons who cannot understand you. Of course. Their opinions matter less than nothing, just like they do. But honey. Just where is your superiority, if there is no-one around to recognize it? Why are you even bothering to perform all that outrageous posturing you do, if the audience does not matter? Let us face facts, dear. The mirror of others' opinions matters terribly to you, and the unanimous verdict of that mirror is 'asshole.' You are, dear, an asshole, tried and convicted by your own chosen court, and there is no appeal.

I would not be saying this if I did not clearly perceive the peril in which you find yourself. You know I love you.

So darling. Sam Vaknin, in all his expert enlightenment, says there is no hope for you. He may be right. He may also be right when he says that 'religion is the opiate of the masses, as well as a potential source of narcissistic supply.' You yourself, I seem to recall, have echoed Sam Vaknin on these particular points.

But sweetie, I would like to make a suggestion as regards this identity/mirror issue of yours. I would like to suggest a purely intellectual postulate, befitting the very high intellect that you possess. I would like to offer the notion that if there were, hypothetically, a God--an omnipotent, omnipresent, benevolent Creator--than this truly, evidently and incontrovertibly superior being would have created you. I know this notion is abhorrent to you, but hold on a minute.

If this infinitely superior Creator were responsible for your existence, then your value, dear narcissist, would come from Him. Since He is, hypothetically, Perfect, then it follows that He could not make a mistake in you. Which would mean that you, sweetie, would indubitably be as unassailably perfect as you always thought you were.

Hey!

But we must Follow, dear friend. We must approach this issue with Intellectual Rigor. If this Creator created everything, and is solely responsible for your value, which cannot be diminished or taken away, then this must be true of everybody else, too. They must be just as perfectly valuable as you are. There's no way around it.

Hard pill to swallow, I know.

So, let us review our options. On the one hand, according to your preferred method of Narcissist Accounting, your true value is that of 'asshole.' On the other, we have 'perfect child of God.' Which would you like to the be the true one, dear? You, being the ad hoc Arbiter of Value, have the power to make it so. All you have to do is pick one, and behave accordingly.

For if you are truly to be perfect, love, you must know in your bones that those pettifogging others, those peons, those sources of Narcissistic Supply, are perfect too. And you must respect them by word and deed accordingly. Just as if they mattered, in and of themselves.

So cheerio, love! See you in Hell! ]]> 2009-11-09T23:57:59-08:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mis/1459229750.html text 2009-11-09T23:57:59-08:00 http://portland.craigslist.org/wsc/mis/1459222692.html 2009-11-09T23:34:13-08:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://portland.craigslist.org/wsc/mis/1459222692.html text 2009-11-09T23:34:13-08:00 http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mis/1459215294.html Sorry I missed you at dixie's halloween night you were with your friend at smoking area we talked little and you asked me to join you inside ,the line was long by the time I made it inside, Looked for you everywherebut no luck you were wearing jeans you name start with H. after that I met an old friend and stayed for little ane left.
Hope you see this Iwould like to see you again. ]]> 2009-11-09T23:11:54-08:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mis/1459215294.html text 2009-11-09T23:11:54-08:00 http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mis/1459211313.html lets chat sometime.]]> 2009-11-09T23:01:00-08:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mis/1459211313.html text 2009-11-09T23:01:00-08:00 http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mis/1459204052.html 2009-11-09T22:44:22-08:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mis/1459204052.html text 2009-11-09T22:44:22-08:00 http://portland.craigslist.org/clk/mis/1459201735.html 2009-11-09T22:37:56-08:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://portland.craigslist.org/clk/mis/1459201735.html text 2009-11-09T22:37:56-08:00 http://portland.craigslist.org/grg/mis/1459195093.html
From Vegas with Love - Casey]]> 2009-11-09T22:24:13-08:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://portland.craigslist.org/grg/mis/1459195093.html text 2009-11-09T22:24:13-08:00 http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mis/1459193996.html
Should I come say hi?]]> 2009-11-09T22:22:17-08:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mis/1459193996.html text 2009-11-09T22:22:17-08:00 http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mis/1459192631.html 2009-11-09T22:19:30-08:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mis/1459192631.html text 2009-11-09T22:19:30-08:00 http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mis/1459179735.html 2009-11-09T21:56:46-08:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mis/1459179735.html text 2009-11-09T21:56:46-08:00 http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mis/1459179076.html 2009-11-09T21:55:18-08:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mis/1459179076.html text 2009-11-09T21:55:18-08:00 http://portland.craigslist.org/wsc/mis/1459174536.html I'm not between you and your ambition
I am a poster girl with no poster
I am thirty-two flavors and then some
and I'm beyond your peripheral vision
so you might want to turn your head
cause someday you're going to get hungry
and eat most of the words you just said

both my parents taught me about good will
and I have done well by their names
just the kindness I've lavished on strangers
is more than I can explain
still there's many who've turned out their porch lights
just so I would think they were not home
and hid in the dark of their windows
til I'd passed and left them alone

and god help you if you are an ugly girl
course too pretty is also your doom
cause everyone harbors a secret hatred
for the prettiest girl in the room
and god help you if you are a pheonix
and you dare to rise up from the ash
a thousand eyes will smolder with jealousy
while you are just flying back

I'm not trying to give my life meaning
by demeaning you
and I would like to state for the record
I did everything that I could do
I'm not saying that I'm a saint
I just don't want to live that way
no, I will never be a saint
but I will always say

squint your eyes and look closer
I'm not between you and your ambition
I am a poster girl with no poster
I am thirty-two flavors and then some
And I'm beyond your peripheral vision
So you might want to turn your head
Cause someday you might find you're starving
and eating all of the words you said

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I don't think you read these though. I hope you do.
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On the off-chance that you would see this, I would love to hear from you.]]> 2009-11-09T21:38:18-08:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mis/1459165428.html text 2009-11-09T21:38:18-08:00