You and your friends were waiting to get your raft on.
As I ran by, your black Poodle was looking like it really wanted a piece of me, and I said hello to him/her. When I ran back by, the attack poodle was on the loose and ran my ass down. I slowed down so you could catch up and mentioned my black dog.
You are really ridiculously good looking! I clean up ok when I'm not a sweaty mess.
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