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Purple haired dress shopper at goodwill. (The streets.)

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You gave me your name but I was so high on drugs that I forgot it.
It wasn’t you… it was me!
Anyway, I made the mistake of reaching out to your coworker with what I thought was a totally innocent question, hoping the answer would help us both avoid the future awkwardness of me greeting you with “How are bro!” because I’m too shy to ask your name again.
That really backfired!
I’ve seen people get caught having affairs that haven’t gotten scolded that hard.
For that reason I probably won’t be returning to your place of employment in the near future but… You seem like a hoot, you’re a babe and I hope you have a radical summer.

P.S. I’m really not that interesting, it was the drugs.

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