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Are you someone who hates writing with a burning intensity? Does the mere prospect of having to commit your thoughts to paper fill you with a nameless dread? Were you the type of student who was constantly pulling all-nighters because you waited until the last minute to start your essay for your college English class? If you fit this profile and currently have a looming writing task you’d rather not bother with, I might be the writer for you.

As a professional writer and English teacher with an MFA in creative writing from a top-flight program, I have 15 years of experience in the industry. I’ve worked as a reporter, editor, and copywriter, and my creative work has appeared in numerous journals. My versatility for writing about all types of different subjects is one of my greatest strengths. These are just a few of the services I’m willing to provide.

Are you hopelessly in love and want to win over your crush with a stunning love letter that expresses your undying devotion? (sexually-explicit versions of these letters are negotiable.)

Have you made a huge mistake with your significant other and need to smooth things over with an apology letter?

Do you need to write a really killer best man or maid of honor speech for a friend’s wedding?

Do you need to write a loving eulogy after the unfortunate passing of someone close to you?

Did you receive sub-par service at a local restaurant and want to post a searing Yelp review?

Are you a parent who wants to write a letter to the local PTA?

Do you want to write a sincere and heartfelt letter to an estranged friend or family member who you want to reconnect with?

Are you leaving your job and want to write a resignation letter that communicates your appreciation or disdain for your boss and coworkers?

Do you need to write an acceptance speech for an award ceremony at your local rotary club (or any other type of speech, really)?

Do you need a personal bio for your website or press releases?

Are you an artist who needs an artist statement that expresses what you want to accomplish with your work and/or explains your process?

A few things I’m not interested in: academic papers, college-admission essays, anything that could be considered libelous to the parties involved.

Things I’m willing to consider: longer projects like memoirs or autobiographies.

*PRICES ARE REASONABLE
  • do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers

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